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[-] homes@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago

OK, but I still wanna fuck Ryan Gosling

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 18 points 1 week ago

Everyone does but that is an infiltration unit wearing his corpse as a skinsuit

[-] homes@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

OK, so I wanna fuck this skin suit.

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

How many units are available, can we get some unit on unit action

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

So... If you don't want it... Does that mean the infiltration unit is available? Will it take me horseback riding on a beach? Wearing the skinsuit?

[-] homes@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’m with this person

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You get your own infiltration unit, I got here first. And leave me and RyRy alone.

[-] homes@piefed.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

We can share? The more the merrier…

;)

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

RyRy loves only me and I love only him. This is a conservative household. o(一︿一+)o

Now excuse me, I need to lubricate his joints. And his everything else.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I also choose this guy's skin suit

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Excuse me that's meme version KD6-3.7

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

Nyet

[-] homes@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago

Da, darling

this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026

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