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[-] SanicHegehog@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Fucking "features". Can't software just be finished? I bought App. App does exactly what I need it to do. Leave. It. Alone.

[-] Yaky@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago

No, never! Tech corps (both devs and app stores) brainwashed people into thinking "no updates = bad".

Recently, I have seen people complain about lack of updates for: OS for a handheld emulation device (not the emulator, the OS, which does not have any glaring issues), and Gemini protocol browser (gemini protocol is simple and has not changed since 2019 or so).

Maybe these people don't use the calculator app because arithmetic was not updated in a few thousand years.

[-] ragas@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 hours ago

arithmetic was not updated in a few thousand years.

Oh boy, don't let a mathematician hear this.

[-] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

A big part of this issue is mobile OS APIs. You can't just finish an android app and be done. It gets bit rot so fast. You get maybe 1-2 years with no updates before "this app was built for an older version of android" then "this app is not compatible with your device".

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"More AI features"? Of course we can implement more AI features for you.

this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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