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submitted 3 weeks ago by Bad@jlai.lu to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What's wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn't die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it's safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Seems like I nailed it on that one.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

So still one word replies without being able to say literally anything.

Why did you DM me?

What a wordsmith. DM me and then even not have the courage to go through with your harassment. You're pathetic.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Dasus@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh I'll forget you before tomorrow comes, but this interaction will be in your brain for ages.

Like I said, I've seen literally hundreds of people pulling the exact same shit you have. Same pathetic non-arguments relying on the childish "lol you should find this insulting because it's actually what I don't want to be called"- projection.

That's why you've gone through the trouble of DM'ing me and going thorough my profile and answering me in several comment-threads whereas I couldn't give a fuck about even opening your profile.

Let's enjoy these words of wisdom a bit more

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

No you won't. This will burn every day. You completely went beserk over spam that wasn't.

Man, you lost all credibility when you asked if I took my meds.

Cooooooollllll.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

What exactly?

I've been asking you to say ANYTHING and you simply can't. You don't even have insults in you. The only thing you have is preschool level comments like "what a loser response".

I was literally reading your lever od rhetoric online before you were even born. You are touchy, you get hurt. I don't.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Dasus@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

Remember when I said you'd devolve into spamming one word replies?

Yeah, because I've been in this interaction a thousand times. You'll get trauma. I get boredom by repetition.

[-] nsrxn@mstdn.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

I thought you said spam by definition was repeated.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

The thread is so long and the mobile UI shit at scrolling down deep into it (as was Reddit btw) so that you're gonna have to verbalise your point.

[-] nsrxn@mstdn.social 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Dasus@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

On the contrary. You're so shit you can't verbalise an argument. So you should "git gud" (that's how the meme's spelled btw)

[-] nsrxn@mstdn.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

write on mobile and go for speed over accuracy

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, remember when you spammed someone in thisnthread like a dozen times because you didn't likenwhat they said?

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

No.

Because I did it to be ironic. The core here being that you'd call that spam, repetitive messaging, clearly.

Thanks for proving my point.

For more than 3 hours you've been spamming "coooolll" replies. Because you're just obsessed with my and imagining you'll "win" by "getting the last word". But that would require you to actually say something.

Just spamming these pathetic "ccccooooooooolllllll" messages is no different than imagining you win a debate you had in the schoolyard by going back at night and whispering "nuh-uh".

Fucking pathetic.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Wow 4 paragraphs. Hey, remember how you said I was obessed, well I'm going to bed. I expect a few dozen love letters in the morning. You seem to have time to waste.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

Should I call you mom and have them come tuck you in?

Remember when I said you'll devolve into saying "I didn't even read the whole four paragraphs of text that must've taken at least a minute to write, and I'm gonna pretend I'm not obsessed with the person whom I keep replying to without even reading his replies.

That's the literal definition of a personal obsession. You're obsessed about me. You'll never forget me, whereas I won't be able to pick out this chat from the literal hundreds I've had with kids acting just like you.

Like this.

In my DM's. Why are you in my DM's to start with? Obsessed much..?

Youre definitely not here just because you have a laughably predictable ego, like one so predictable that I literally predicted every single one of your comments hours back.

this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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