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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ooh also if protagonist is a girl they HAVE to become conventionally attractive. Even tho they are already a literal actress.

[-] Thunderbird4@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

It’s ok, though. All she has to do is take off her glasses and let her hair down.

[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Don’t forget ditching the coveralls for some clothes from Old Navy

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

We just call this a 'glow up' these days.

Dark Academia flavored glow up?

Cottage Core?

(Has that one just fully turned into 'TradWife' yet?)

GothAltEmoPunk?

(Because Gen Z apparently can't figure out the difference between these things, because they sorta look the same, and personalities don't exist, only aesthetics do.)

MomJeans Core?

(JFC, I made that up as a joke, apparently 'MomCore' actually is a thing... as are 'Momiforms' ... smdh...)

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

https://youtu.be/CXYlv-z_xHQ

"She's got glasses and a ponytail. Look, she's got paint on her overalls, there's no way she could be prom queen"

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