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[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 days ago

My father used to be all macho and say this kind of shit when we'd visit Mexican restaurants as a kid. Once place decided to teach him a lesson and honestly everyone involved thought it was hilarious including my father. And yes, they delivered on making him regret it.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

i'm "macho" and say all this shit but like, for good reason. i get a tummyache if i don't have like 20,000 capsaicans a day

[-] Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

man im so jelly. anytime i get more adventurous than salt and maybe a teeny tiny bit of pepper my insides turn to lava and I spend at least a couple hours expelling hot fire from my anus afterwards. :(

I am the physical embodiment of vanilla, at least culinarily speaking lmao

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