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[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 3 days ago

Tried to 1-up you and ended up on a list

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 17 points 3 days ago

Wait, why does it think this is looking for child porn? Do I even want to know?

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

JS in Japan can mean elementary schoolgirls.

But I swear Google used to be smarter than this. It's the training data from 4chan that poisoned it's mind, surely.

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago

Let's be honest. The data from 4chan poisoned all of our minds.

[-] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nope. Never deliberately visited.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

How'd they get JS from shougakusei? Or wait, is that like "junior school" or something, to obscure its meaning further?

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The abbreviation takes the form of XY where X is:

  • D for danshi/男子 (boys) or
  • J for joshi/女子 (girls)

And Y is:

  • S for shougakusei/小学生 (elementary schooler) or
  • C for chuugakusei/中学生 (middle schooler) or
  • K for koukousei/高校生 (high schooler)
[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Ooh okay, I see, thank you. I hope this knowledge will never come in handy.

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago

Inguess we will all have to switch to TypeScript to search up JS stuff now. What comes up for "TS Fuck"

[-] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of when my VP of engineering told me to be careful when trying to get to the TypeScript Playground. Googling "ts playground" brought him to a site that was absolutely not safe for work.

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago

I have no idea and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

[-] FEIN@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

must be saying something about JS programmers

...mandatory /s

[-] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

Well... That's kinda terrifying

[-] 712@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 3 days ago

Why do you use Google?

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago

Because it's baked into my phone. I get what I deserve, honestly.

this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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