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Thanks Christians, you can shove that bible right up your collective asses.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't give a shit about cultural and historical significance, when today is what counts, and the leaders and oligarchs in charge that supposedly believe in Christian faith are actively committing genocide, bombing schools of children, and they're entangled in a pedo ring..

If this is what the Bible is all about, 'fOrgIVe mE faThER fOr i haVe sinNeD' is all about, then fuckit, burn the bible and start a new belief system that actually makes sense and respects people in general, rather than abusing and killing them en masse and destroying the 'holy land'.

What's holy about the land anyways, ancient history, or the bomb craters today?

Sorry, Jesus ain't coming back to save anyone, people need to put down their arms and go home to serve and protect their families. Jesus didn't have a gun, and even if he did, he most likely wouldn't have used it.

Fuckall with war in the name of the invisible man in the sky.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 1 month ago

One could say that's what the New Testament is, and Jesus put a lot of focus on loving others. The two commandments, which the ten are built upon, is pretty comprehensive. But don't worry, people will find a way to excuse bad behavior if they really want to do it. If it isn't religion, it will be nationalism, race, culture, which direction the bill of your cap faces, or if the color of your socks match.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

My cap always faces forward, as designed to be used, to block sunlight from the eyes. But wait, my socks are different lengths and one is lighter than the other?

Fuck, RUN!!!

[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago

The true heathens are the people with their cap on backwards, shading their eyes from the sun with their hands.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Oof, yeah you got a point there, I'll never understand that.

The only time I tilt my cap is to follow and block the sunlight wherever I happen to be sitting. Backwards is never the answer.

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