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Anon reads the ink blot
(sh.itjust.works)
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You know, I never understood why this guy had a mask with a picture of the female reproductive system on it.
All I see is my uncles penis
That's clearly a picture of two seahorses shitting underwater, actually.
You’re all idiots it’s my mom screaming at me she would spend more time with me if someone paid her to when I was five
Clearly it's someones dad beating him with a belt.
I don't know if you're making up shit for the joke, but if you're not, can I offer you a hug or my sympathies?
I’ll take both thanks mom
I'm not a mom, just someone who spent their afternoons after school daydreaming, dissociating, escaping to some place where I was important and could change things.
hug