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Moving to rust (media.piefed.zip)

submitted 5 days ago by Maven@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] three@piefed.social -1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Bro, just use Rust, bro.

We get it, Rust can suck your dick... and more!

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You can Programm microcontrollers with rust, so while rust may not be able to suck your dick directly, you can build a fully automated memory safe dick-sucking-machine with rust.

[-] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

Isn't buttplug.io written in rust? You can literally have it suck your dick

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I often joked, that if South Park made an episode about Rust, the compiler would work with a USB connected dildo, that you must suck every time you want to declare a variable instead of a constant, or go unsafe, also would feature a Cult of Java developers, that argue Java isn't OOP, because you can just suck off the dick of the compiler in the same way, and use static functions and not have a complicated class hierarchy.