I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires (lemdro.id)

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All I need to do now is find someone in Ancient Sumer to sell me some good quality copper.

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[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago

I need the wires Jerry! You can't have a time machine without wires Jerry, Bob Sacamano says he can always make new wires for the time machine Jerry but we gotta go to ancient Sumeria for the bad copper.

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[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Time Machine door wobbles open Jerry you better not be buying from that man in Ur!

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