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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 15 hours ago

No, you got it completely wrong. The first thing to do is remove the French language pack with rm -fr /.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 7 hours ago

Why would you remove the quality of life update?

[-] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 2 points 9 hours ago

Por supuesto y con gusto.

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