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Anon runs into his boss (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm sure it varies by state/municipality, but people have gotten DUIs in the US for falling asleep in their car in their own driveway

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Cops will arrest you because they have no repurcussions if they are wrong. Doesn't mean the charge is valid or it will stick in court.

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