Seedling pot made from an empty toilet paper roll. After germination, it can be buried directly in the garden bed as is; the roots will grow through the softened cardboard, and soil organisms will then consume it. Make sure to only use toilet paper rolls made from unchlorinated and unprinted cardboard.
edit: please check if recycling has a problem with chemicals or heavy metals in your country
Only trouble is, if you're just finding out about this now, you won't have enough of them saved up to use until next spring!
Edit: it did just give me an idea to DDG for "origami seedling pot" since something like that could be made sooner, though.
Not at the rate I'm pooping
You need a bidet.