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That is a complete and total strawman. No one has said anything about such clearly unreasonable shit like wanting sex immediately after a newborn, or while the woman is recovering/post-partum/etc.
How is anyone supposed to have a calm and respectful conversation about this stuff when the moment you even brush up against it slightly, the "men are all horrible awful pigs and it's all their fault" brigade comes out in full force?
I'm sorry so very many people have encountered so many god awful men as they have. I am, as best as I can, doing what I can to not be one of them.
And there are still intimacy issues in my relationship. Am I not allowed to talk about this because so many men have been awful that it's just verboten? Fuck everything about that.
I don't think some of you incels are actually married.
I have multiple friends that nearly died, were hospitalized, etc. My wife went anemic and suffered a number of other ailments. Hell, not even carrying but the act of breastfeeding requires a metric fuckton of calories.
I will never know what women go through because I'm not one of them.
You seem proud to carry the baton of permanently knowing even less.
Have a pleasant morning.
I don't think you know me at all, and you need to stop attacking shadows.
Is that enough evidence for you? My hand with my wedding ring, a few of my daughter's toes at the top, and an old school style hand written timestamped note.
My two year old daughter has been having awful allergies since last night, when I slept on the floor in her room so I could comfort her when she kept waking up coughing throughout the night despite having doctor approved antihistamines, some "all natural"/home remedy cough syrup, and an albuterol rescue inhaler. I used the snot sucker, warm water to help cut the mucus, kept her propped up to help with breathing and mucus drainage. My wife got a full night of rest. No baby monitor, no interruptions.
This morning I'm also solo for around four and a half hours while my wife goes and does a weekly thing that helps keep her real passion (that she can't do for a living unfortunately) alive.
I'm not looking for an award for doing the husband and father thing. I'm not expecting anything from her for this, and I'm not expecting anything from the internet or the comment section at large. I don't need fucking "good boy points".
What I need is for chucklefucks like you to just fucking stop. Stop telling every man with issues in their relationship that it is always without a doubt their fault. That they clearly don't understand. That they're having unreasonable expectations. That there is absolutely 0% chance they're anything but wrong. Just take a step back and leave room for not even bare minimum understanding or sympathy, but just keeping your damn mouth shut if all you have is throwing shade.
Long as we're throwing the "I'm actually a better more understanding husband than you and you don't understand childbirth" shit around, let me slap my metaphorical cock on the table.
My wife hemorrhaged two thirds of the blood in her body during childbirth. The first moments of holding my child were struck through with concern that I was losing my wife. The nurses had the god damn crash cart ready.
Your insight into the birthing process is not unique.
I'll say it again. This entire subthread has been born from the condition "what if the man wasn't a shitpile", and 90% of the responses have been bunch of people incapable of accepting that as a possibility, building strawmen, and then don quixote-ing themselves into a sense of moral superiority. Just fucking stop.
One guy to another, your hands look soft. What type of lotion do you use?
Eucerin makes one of the strongest on the market. And you can dial it up or down based on the one you get. Highly recommended if you live in a dry climate like I do.
Holy shit, I just connected the dots here.
You don't get enough sex cuz your wife is healing, and you're essentially unloading the baggage on her?
Honestly I have zero knowledge of whether or not your wife is a problem in a relationship. I can tell just by listening to you that you are a sizable problem in your own relationship and have no idea.
The truth is that in the 50 years I've walked this God forsaken planet I've never once sat back to think about the injustice is committed against me as a man, or the perceptions against me. Frankly they don't materialize in my daily life because I'm not a piece of shit. I don't ever sit down and worry about whether or not people think I'm an ideal man or not.
Get a strange that you're so awful and simultaneously so sensitive about it.
Well I don't know if that's worse: you being an incel or not. Minimally you sound emotionally abusive if your biggest concern about your postpartum wife is not her well-being and is more geared towards whether or not she's serving up that delicious pussy.
Never mind. If you're admitting that you're one of the worst human beings imaginable, kudos to you.
And I'll go straight home and fuck my wife thank you. Despite your beautiful handwriting and eloquence, I have better things to do and would rather please her.
Note the last couple of words.
Oh my God you seem like the kind of person that needs grok to explain posts to you because you're so utterly incapable of basic reading comprehension
What a way to validate OP by completely misreading what he said.
Is this another chud? Nice!
Legit question: How long do you think postpartum goes for?
I would say about two or three months, based on what I know from my mom. But she also has an inherent issue with her hips, which could extend that period beyond the norm.