1311
tech never works for long (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Why don't you just get a realistic water pistol, paint it black and interrogate him directly? Put a chunk of depleted uranium in the end of the barrel so you can pistol whip him and it will be realistic and he will shit pants, which you can turn into dirt in the crafting screen.

this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2026
1311 points (96.8% liked)

Programmer Humor

31092 readers
9 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS