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[-] CodiUnicorn@programming.dev 18 points 3 weeks ago

Wait... Oh. Oh no. That's why everything that's happening feels like a fever dream. I'm living in a meme from the 23rd century!

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 25 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes I'll say "Computer! End simulation." Just to check.

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago

Unable to comply. Insufficient user permissions.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 16 points 3 weeks ago

Think I was happier not getting an answer.

[-] Czele@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Of course You dont have necessary permissions. You're just an npc lol

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

So was Moriarty, Pinky.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Does he know?

[-] restingOface@quokk.au 1 points 3 weeks ago

This incident will be reported.

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Surely Trump has to be an implant meme

this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2026

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