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[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 74 points 5 days ago

Fuck polymarket though, the metastasis of late stage capitalism.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 5 days ago

I'm gonna bet everything I own that Viking_Hippie plays a video game within the next 24 hours. Any takers?

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 37 points 5 days ago

Do you want to get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours? Because that's how you get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

what's the market on viking_hippie getting kidnapped and getting handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours because let me know when that one starts to go up

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 4 days ago

My brain runs DOOM, or so I'm told.

It's a form of psychosis.

they think it predicts the future, and so must be completely unregulated.

They created an Oracle made of gold.

[-] rapchee@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

i haven't seen those guys much but based on the little i've seen, i think they believe whatever makes the most amount of money

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