I was complaining to my friends about how bad the programming was on a project I was wrapping up and then they asked, "Isn't this a personal hobby project?" yes it is.

I like to structure my comments as song parodies and see if anyone notices.

"Is this a real object, or just an interface?

This gets caught in a pipeline, no escape from transformations.

Any way the data goes doesn't really matter to this service.

..."