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Anon is a paramedic (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago

FUCK I need to water my plants.

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 days ago

Go ahead and water yourself while you're at it

[-] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Braided rope. One end in water bucket/tank, other in the planter. Watering is just filling the tank once a month. Great success!

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I'll have to try that

[-] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

FUCK, I should really set an alarm

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a plant when i was a aapling. im staying alive for my symbiotic fungi network. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty owner.

Your plants, probably.

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

So say, we all.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2026

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