712

submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@suppo.fi to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

65 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

Run away Babe. Run away.

[-] Cyber@feddit.uk 23 points 2 days ago

If Babe is the kinda person that demands a 15k ring, then they're not the one that needs to run...

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

For some reason, I read that as "15kg ring".

Although, she might have meant 5k rings. 3 of them. 1 for her, 1 for him and 1 for whomsoever they are going to adulterate with.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Or maybe 3.75k rings if they are in a poly relationship of 4, who knows

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago

Well, Babe❤️❤️ specifically said they guessed 3 of the 💍's, so...

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago

They deserve each other

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

No evidence that Bade “ demanded “ one that expensive though.

[-] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 18 hours ago

The only acceptable response for a woman with brain cells is „Wtf were you thinking?“

load more comments (3 replies)

this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2026

712 points (97.5% liked)

Programmer Humor

31697 readers

370 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS