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Anon does genealogy (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Be family

Need Slaves

No money

Remeber slaves are literally slaves and cost nothing

Get slaves

I don't think you have to be rich to own slaves.

Edit: Some of ya'll don't understand what shitposting is.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago

If you’re talking about the US, you are incredibly misinformed. Selling slaves for money was an insanely lucrative business. It’s not called “The Transatlantic Slave Here You Can Just Have Some”

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

Bruh... this is a shitposting sub

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Dawg my whole ass comment was just for that last line tbh I was tired as shit but still giggled writing it

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

RamenJunkie used Schrodinger's Asshole!

It wasn't very effective...

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

The revolution will not be posted to the greentext community

[-] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You do have to feed, keep them healthy, clothe and shelter them along with you and your family - plus they did cost money to buy, they don't spontaneously appear. You'd need a modicum of wealth to afford and keep one. Not much, but some.

[-] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 week ago

slaves were a one time purchase, workers were subscriptions

[-] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Are you actually shitposting if you don't get downvoted?

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social -1 points 1 week ago

Its a shitpost sub though, its oppositr day for votes.

[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 1 week ago

A lot of people in this thread are the must be fun at parties types. Some are also afflicted with whoosh syndrome and somehow they try to make it everybody else’s problem.

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