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[-] RCKLSSBNDN@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago

I remember I had a date with a girl back in the'10s. We hit it off and got back to her place. Wanted to show her a funny Internet video.

She brought out an ancient laptop that refused to boot and said her Ex had tried to fix it with Linux.

I got it pointed at the right dependencies, she fellated me as it updated.

I think this is my only sexy story that includes Linux.

Well, I guess there was this one time I loaned a lonely neighbor DOS 6 disks.

But, that does not include Linux.

[-] HenrysCat@feddit.uk 52 points 1 year ago

My suspicion is it's not just your sexy Linux story but the only sexy Linux story.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

I mean we all know that recompiling the kernel is practically a replacement for sex

[-] docAvid@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Never been to PenguiCon, I guess.

[-] ABCDE@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Is that the furry Linux con?

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