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They could have fitted the whole ring / tape / mouse assembly into a small paper bag Aragorn could have kept it in his jacket and fed it little bits of lembas on the way how lovely x

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[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean that's the reason Hobbits in general can withstand the Ring longer than any other race of Middle Earth. They just want a quiet life without any fuss and that's pretty much the opposite of what the Ring can promise them.

Ring: I can make you rich!

Hobbit: Eh, than my cousins will pester me all day.

Ring: I can make you strong!

Hobbit: What for? I have an ox for that.

Ring: I can make you king of all!

Hobbit: That's even worse than rich!

Ring: Exasperated sigh

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 year ago

Ring: Fine! I can give you third breakfast!

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

But I'm busy eating elevenses right now! Maybe we can have third breakfast tomorrow?

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