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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/pets@hexbear.net

Horrifying.

Let me know if you want to see more of my shrimp.

I just noticed we had a pet comm so I had to post but also I don't have a more interesting pet to share, I don't have the space for a dog/cat/birb. So you're stuck with my tiny shrimp.

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Common law wife? Or have you joined them in Christian matrimony?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Are you asking me if I gave my shrimp a wedding?

Are you implying your shrimp are living in sin?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

sweat oh shit oh fuck I need to find a wedding planner quick

Its far too late for planning. Doubtless they've already consummated their unholy pairing. You need an old priest, a young priest, and an abortionist. Baring that a gallon of bleach and a heartfelt prayer to the almighty

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

something borrowed, something blue,

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