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"What if I accidentally forgot to leave the stainless steel cutout with a ruler, can opener, screwdriver, saw, and a couple blade edges on it?"
...nah, I always carry it in my wallet, right next to the ~~firestarter~~ fresnel lens.
I carried one of those utility cards in my wallet for years, it almost always got through airport security, 5 or 6 times it was fine, once it got taken out, looked at, and put back in, then eventually they took it. RIP card.
If you manage to hijack an airplane using a credit card sized multitool, honestly you should be given that plane and a medal.
If I'm really quiet I can just start unscrewing stuff, then everything becomes a weapon!