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JavaScript always know my truest of desires (lemmy.world)
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[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 2 years ago

Programming Javascript is roughly the equivalent of hitting your head with a hammer or trying to uninstall McAfee.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

As if Javascript wasn’t complex enough, let’s introduce TypeScript and Coffescript and then write transpilers so we can convert said languages back into Javascript, which we could have done in the first place.

[-] traches@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago

Nobody uses coffeescript anymore, and typescript is there to make things easier not harder.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

And all the new versions of all the above constantly being released. I'm so glad I don't use those languages anymore.

[-] excel@lemmy.megumin.org 1 points 2 years ago

These languages only exist because JS is so dumb in the first place

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