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[-] AssPennies@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I can remember the first time a young person tried to tell me about some Booth fella was the one that shot JFK.

And I was like oh no son, you're severely mistaken. It was Lincoln that assassinated Washington, I was there on the banks of the Potomac and watched the whole thing unfold.

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If only there was some way to easily confirm that by typing it into a search engine

[-] mrbaby@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's hogswash, Bobby. I assassinated George Washington. Abraham Lincoln is the devil!!

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was there when Lincoln became a Vampire Killer - can't fool me

[-] bufordt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

That’s the Wright Brothers’ plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did.

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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