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Anon is going to get himself arrested (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

you can start a conversation easly from this point even with social anxiety

That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo

[-] Kraivo@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

girl: thank you, you saved my life

anon: ... i just stole it from you, so i can talk to you

girl: ...

anon: probably shouldn't have said that

Just joking, pals. Girls aren't real, it's governmental propaganda to get you out of your room and force into mind washing facilities don't go out, don't make a mistake

[-] truly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

girl: thank you, you uh…looks at anon…uhh gotta catch a train b-bye! starts running

anon: I STOLE YOUR WALLET SO NOW YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MEEEE! REEEEEEE-shreiking

girl: runs faster

this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023

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