I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare.

Ask me anything.

I'm scared guys.

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be me

serverless supervisor

in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless

occasionally have to check if it's really serverless

one day, find out there are actual servers being used

serverless environment is no longer serverless

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ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it serverless again"

I say "how"

he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

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quit my job

become a servers supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new server room

it's empty, serverless

Sorry for bad image quality

Context: Emmanuele Bassi (@ebassi) (pejoratively called here ebussi) is one of GNOME developers, known for removing "unnecessary" features.

Careful with this one, it's an antique

Apology for poor english

When were you when oj dies?

I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat

"Oj is dead"

"Oh"