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[-] June@lemm.ee 181 points 11 months ago

Diane Feinstein: literally dying of old age

Also Diane Feinstein: I’m still fit for office!

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 58 points 11 months ago

Think of the opportunity for progress though...... first woman senator, and first corpse senator. I really think we can sell this bridge!

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think Moscow Mitch took that title - he passed a couple years ago, but they've just been propping his corpse up like a puppet and using a ventriloquist to deliver speeches.

[-] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 22 points 11 months ago

He's not having a stroke the wifi disconnected

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

[Pinwheel intensifies.]

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

Someone's gotta do a wellness check on the ventriloquist then, looks like even they're stroking out now

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mitch McConnell's ventriloquist is the ghost of Strom Thurmond.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Nah, that old bitch is gonna live forever. Nothing keeps old people alive quite as well as hate and spite. Our only hope is for him to stroke out so hard he gets locked in body syndrome.

[-] SauteedGrenade@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

In other words, some poor soul has their fist up his ass?

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

His name is "Vladimir Putin" - this is actually his fetish.

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Weekend at Washington

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

She had literally given up her personal power of attorney to her 66 year old daughter. But she can make votes on bills that affect the population of the United States.

The fuck.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 19 points 11 months ago

Now we're just need the rest of the turtle club to retire or pass

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

We need an ensure shortage

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