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[-] Damage@feddit.it 35 points 1 year ago

Turn of the power, no need to rip anything

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 year ago

Use a bomb. No need to take out the lights.

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[-] SnowBunting@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

It's better to throw it away into a black hole.

[-] blabber6285@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

That's generally a good idea, however, there can be reasons not to do it.

The device could be infected in a way that it won't turn on again.

You might have an isolated management network that allows you to monitor the device and traffic (naturally ripping all cables also disconnects the management network).

And whatnot. But generally I agree.

[-] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

You two are overlooking the most important thing. It might be fun to crazily rip out the cables then make a junior guy go trace and repatch it all. The opportunity to legitimately do that doesn't come along often.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Where's your sense of drama???

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