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In case of cyberattack
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this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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Nah. Rip that shit right out of the chassis. Destroy that RJ45 port. Make it so the security audit team has to resolder a jack to the mobo before they can even ssh to the box.
Trust me I run a security company. If you need help with your security please feel free to contact me! We are the best in the business!
Yea but it take time !!!
How many shit you have to unhook from whatever to save the shit ?? 100 ?? That take minutes !!!!!
Y'all... just... unhook the cable from the demarc...?
just have a tub of water rigged above the server