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[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 15 points 11 months ago
[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I rather want a no-code, scalable, php solution that fucks me in the a

Wait that's wordpress

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago

Serverless and no code? So they base everything on "free" platforms like Facebook?

Or send a usb stick with some pictures in the mail?

Now i know it's a magazine!

[-] skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago

There’s a homeopathic veterinary clinic in my neighborhood. Amusing. My cats get real medicine a few blocks over.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

A homeopathic software company, I like the idea. You pay me $100 a month, and I make sure all the 1's in your phone have good karma, and the 0's are grounded. 🧚🏽

[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

I rather want a php solution that fucks me in the a

[-] seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 11 points 11 months ago

I just wanna get fucked in the a

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 6 points 11 months ago

If you're coding php you're already fucked

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