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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

It is with great pride that we present you with the Patriot Children initiative. It provides funding for schools to have fireworks shows on July 4th.

*^(It also extends the Patriot Act for 900 years, makes it legal for corporations to own slaves, and revokes the 4th amendment.)

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

why would you be against 4th of July and children?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Must be some sort of communiss.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

destroying america!!!!!!

this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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