Oh my god mine'd go fucking nuclear. Absolutely, fucking nuclear. Hell, I used to be an opsec manager and the reaction I typed out this morning was a MUTED instance of what I was feeling irl in the moment.

The same reaction exhausted bewildered look your senior NCO gets during a 'no dumb questions' session when he gets a really really really dumb question like "Sergeant, where does the sun go when it gets dark outside" or "Sergeant, if our knees bent backwards what would our chairs look like?"