892
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 71 points 2 years ago

C is reliable in the sense that your C program reliably has memory leaks and security holes.

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Unlike your Java program amirite.

The benefit of java is that you didn’t write the security holes in your software.

[-] abraxas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I don't trust Masterlock, so I'm gonna make my own lock out of duct tape, then tape scissors to the door to use as the key.

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
892 points (90.8% liked)

Programmer Humor

36158 readers
353 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS