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"Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions
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First panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals
Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. "What are you running from, apex predator"
Third panel: Wolf: "Are you chasing prey?" "You need to conserve energy"
Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] "The hell is that guy doing" [first wolf] "I don't know. I don't understand"
(alt text by @cypnk@mastodon.social)
If you think that's bad, you should see the Americans with their conically gigantic SUVs, they'll do anything to try to make up for their tiny.... personalities
To be fair I think for the average person, to simultaneously believe that America is both the home of the bleeding edge of technology and innovation, and yet also the place where it churns out uni students, after 5 year bachelors programmes to become McDonald's workers for the next 10 years, it can definitely look depressing both from the outside and on the inside.
Holy shit! They have SUV's shaped like cones now? I'll have to watch out for those.
If it takes effort you can count on Americans to do anything to not do that