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The Economist has killed satire
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For true stories that are so ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an !theonion worthy story.
It would mean permanent disruption of asset integrity, a new kind of revenue flow where the only thing that matters is your physical access to scarce freshwater, and adjusting to market conditions where you are being physically welded to the hood of a car owned by the warlord leader of a gang of what will be known as "mega cannibals".
...Just like I assume the article in The Economist says.
There is an archive link to the article. If you want to say something smart, read that. Otherwise, just assume that you're going to say something uninformed.