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JavaScript's days are numbered (dormi.zone)

submitted 10 months ago by HKayn@dormi.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_formatting_and_storage_bugs#Year_275,760

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[-] mkwarman@lemmy.mkwarman.com 115 points 10 months ago

If we're still using JavaScript in the year 275,760 we deserve the resulting epoch collapse

[-] palordrolap@kbin.social 26 points 10 months ago

Bold of you to assume that humanity will even exist at that point. In fact, it'd be pretty bold to assume we'll exist in 2757; forget those last two digits.

[-] peter@feddit.uk 27 points 10 months ago

I'm not even sure we'll be existing in 2057 at this rate

[-] mifan@feddit.dk 11 points 10 months ago

Or even make it till 20:57

[-] lorty@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

Javascript will subsume all other languages by then. Humanity won't even know that others existed, or even what it is. It'll just be called Script, the way you tell computers what to do when the AI doesn't understand your prompts correctly.

[-] Maven@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 10 months ago

Epochalypse...

[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

Who knew The Cosmic AC would be running js.

[-] bjornsno@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Thanks, I love oddly comforting techno theology

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