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xkcd #2852: Parameterball
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The ball's density also varies, but players don't learn the value until after choosing their raquets. The infamous 'bowling ball table tennis' region of the parameter space often leads to equipment damage.
Because you would not be aware of what Dish and Utensil you choose until you got it
Oh, they're on the menu in gibberish too, I see. Sounds fun.