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[-] jasory@programming.dev -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Safe drinking pewter existences"

I know dipshit, unlike you I know not to eat 2kg of tuna a day. Whom am I talking to Karen Wetterhahn ca. 1997?^1^ The fact that pewter can be lead-free has no effect on the insult because pewter is classically a lead alloy and is generally considered as such in common parlance.

"Should I get you some crayons...you can draw a picture"

What is this? Everyone in the military knows that Marines eat crayons, how come a witticist as yourself can't even seem to rise to the level of people who score a 70 on a grade 8 test?

  1. That's how you do a neurological damage insult, not making weak and cliche references, and then jerking yourself off over how intelligent you are when it's pointed out.
[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you for proving you drink from lead mugs

[-] jasory@programming.dev -2 points 2 years ago

So concerned about pewter /= lead and yet this is a rigourous proof to you?

Sweetie, you're not going to win any contest against me except in obesity.

Stop thinking you're so special in a non-euphemistic way.

[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 years ago

Its adorable you thought this was a contest. That lead made your head swiss cheese, huh pumpkin?

[-] jasory@programming.dev -1 points 2 years ago

This isn't the mechanism of plumbism, but A+ for effort since we both know this was a Herculean task for you. Orators will recount the 11th labor of wildginger and the Lead Metaphors of Lemmy.

[-] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 years ago

Lead lips, strikes out again

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