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Merge then review (programming.dev)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Yes, especially the newbies who don't know what they're doing.

[-] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 34 points 2 years ago

Keep everyone awake and on their toes.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

You're not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

[-] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

New employees are responsible of at least 75℅ of documentation clarification and process overhaul.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm totally on board with process overhaul. Ours was stupid when I started, I said it was stupid, and nothing changed. If someone else comes in and can say it's stupid more convincingly than me, that's great.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Who me? No, must be someone else with my name you're thinking of.

[-] eruchitanda@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Don't hurt their morale!

[-] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I honestly wouldn't see this as a problem. But if you break something it's up to you to fix it. But we also don't do CI. We release features in batches after they have been tested and seen to be working.

this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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