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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 14 points 1 year ago

Pair programming? Then the code is already reviewed.

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, that's part of the point. Dumping all at once into a merge and asking people to comprehend it all isn't particularly realistic.

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