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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Right? Who needs a QA team when you can use real live customers for testing

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

It's the Microsoft way.

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