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[-] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mormons are different as they don't drink alcohol. They will instead straight up ask couples whether they're trying to have a baby like it's the only possible topic

[-] KamikazeRusher@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago

Yup. And the only way to get them to stop is to embarrass them.

“So, when are you planning on having kids?”

“I dunno, maybe when I’m no longer infertile.”

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

"When he stops busting in my ass"

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

"when he stops finishing on that couch you're sitting on"

[-] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"And don't get me started on the tea you just drank..."

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Look, humans are basically one long hole mom so eventually this has to work

[-] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, "I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?"

[-] KamikazeRusher@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

“Well Sister Sheryl, are you and your husband still sleeping in different beds as you tell him to ‘bridle his passions’?”

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Dunno how getting equestrian gear into the bedroom is supposed to help, maybe Sister Sheryl has a stud service fetish

[-] KamikazeRusher@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

lol, I was alluding more towards the shaming that used to go on towards husbands who wanted sex more often than their wives and the many publications/therapists who made it seem like men were asking for too much

[-] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Her condition is "stable"

[-] petrescatraian@libranet.de 1 points 2 years ago

@KamikazeRusher You can also justify by the fact that "today's kids no longer have any form of respect for the eldery, why would I have a kid myself?" or other crap like that

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