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[-] teft@startrek.website 71 points 11 months ago

Imagine you're shopping and you pull out a towel from the rack and there is just a whole stoner back behind there chilling. /shudders

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hey, I found a stoner tucked away in the men's jeans in Wal-Mart, 50% off.

Decided to take him home, and it's been a great decision! He takes care of the couch, he's always down to play some Smash, he'll even let me win.

All it cost me was watching one Pauly Shore movie a week. Tomorrow's Encino Man!

[-] TheaoneAndOnly27@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

"for as little as one Polly shore movie a week, you too can adopt a poor lost stoner" 😂

[-] kool_newt@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I picture Sally Struthers strolling Ikea, opening cabinets to find people hotboxing inside, passing some girl doing dabs in the fake kitchen, pleading for our help.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Charels Dixkens directs.

[-] PotentialProblem@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Don’t forget about “Phantom of the Mall”! One of Paulys early films!

[-] circasurvivor@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago

I think I'd be more concerned if it was only part of a stoner.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Amputee stoner playing on hard mode, hiding in sets of drawers.

this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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