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[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

But it works fine on MY computer.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

"But we can't ship your computer!" and so Docker was born.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago

No, we cannot just put every random library on the server. Please stick to the stable ones the team picked, not random ones you just heard about and wanted to try in production.

Docker enters the chat: Now you can!

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

For some reason our executable only works if you include a jpg of a coconut... do you want to debug why or just ship it?

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Shit that sounds familiar. Like the jpg was large enough to push the binary into some random memory region.

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] palordrolap@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Begins planning a coconut / computer wedding.

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