I think self checkouts have their place in the world, but too many suits with low brain cell counts have tried to treat them as the panacea for everything, and got dollar signs in their eyes and started salivating when they saw the prospect of firing all their cashiers. But they really don't lend themselves well to a lot of types of retail establishments.

The Walmarts near me are exclusively self checkout at most hours of the day. They still have a dozen or more normal checkout lanes, but they're almost always unmanned. Instead, they corral everyone into their "open concept" self checkout area which is a nightmare of shopping carts bumping into each other and customers with zero situational or spatial awareness stepping on each other's toes. The best part is, the machines get their knickers in a twist so often that they now have pretty much exactly as many employees standing around the self checkouts to babysit customers and unjam the machines (and watch for theft, I'm sure) as they had normal checkout cashiers in the first place.

Both of our local Home Depots have self checkout "desks," each of which is a big table with the scanner and monitor facing the customer. I suppose their self checkout theft rates have gotten so high that they've converted all of their checkouts back to cashier operated ones, but they kept the same self checkout machines... Just, the employee operates it instead of you. So we've come full circle and just reinvented the normal checkout but worse, because both you and the employee are on the same side of the same counter breathing in each other's faces.

I do like the single self checkout kiosk at the Autozone across the street, though, simply because their entire staff seems to be perpetually doing something that doesn't involve helping customers or addressing the ever-lengthening line in any capacity whatsoever. And also practically no one else has twigged to the self checkout machine at all. So when I just need a can of Brakleen or a quart of oil or whatever the fuck, I can just scan it and bounce while everyone else is standing around in line growing old.