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The mountain has a point. (reddthat.com)
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[-] Arigion@feddit.de 116 points 11 months ago

As a politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will put into law that volcanoes will be forbidden to erupt in our wonderful country.

[-] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

And as a different politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will fight for the freedom of volcanoes to erupt whenever and wherever they want. In fact, I promise a volcano in every household and quicksand in every sandbox.

Cause this is America. Where land has more rights than people voting.

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

The former president of the Philippines said that he will urinate on the volcano that was threatening to erupt. Lol

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Pee would evaporate and blow back up into his face. Also toxic gases and radiation penis cancer.

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I wish.

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