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Luigi (with Linux Mint logo) and Mario (Ubuntu logo) come in

Mother: It's-a the Ubuntu Bros!

Linux Mint (Luigi): Mama why-a you never remember my name?

Mother: I'm-a sorry Green Ubuntu

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[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 108 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Here comes Arch Linux with the parts for a steel chair! Now they're pulling out the instructions for putting it together! Uh oh, the instructions say what kind of bolts they need, but not how many! Arch is trying to fit it all together anyway! Hmm, looks like some of the assembly steps are missing... ok, Arch has got something that looks like a chair constructed... now they're going to test it by sitting down... oh, and the chair frame has held together but the seat has fallen off. Arch forgot about not breaking user space again!

[-] shadowfenix@lemmy.one 74 points 11 months ago

And now here comes Gentoo with a... a coal forge? Oh my God he's forging a steel chair from a metal blank! But what's this? Hes pulling out a smaller forge to forge a hammer for the bigger forge! The humanity!

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And now here comes Debian, he enters the room and sits on chair that was there for few years already, and sits there for the next few years

[-] Penta@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

this thread is hilarious

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